Scraping my bowl for res, while watching re-runs of Gossip Girl. This is post grad life. Don’t spend money on college kids.

Hi, first of all, you’re really pretty so how dare you. Second, I have a weird WOULD YOU RATHER you should answer! It’s Willy Wonka vs Harry Potter: Would you rather be blown up into a big fat blueberry (like Violet) and be rolled away OR have your body inflated into a big huge balloon and float away helplessly? (a la Aunt Marge) Bonus points if you tell me which scene was better and why :)

Hello kind stranger :)

I would totally choose to be blown up into a big fat Violet blueberry. This scene is one of my favorites of all time, especially since Violet’s character is an obsessive gum chewer.